voynichs:

raupeka:

muckmage:

voynichs:

voynichs:

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

this is a sick computer who threw up

this is a computer with bush

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

post canceled thank yous, it’s over everyone go home!

no it’s not. the post is still on everybody.

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

iwasrightaboutthesun:

millenianthemums:

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Modern day Medusa

papaya-inspiration:

cryoverkiltmilk:

jackscarab:

goingdownmycase:

Sorry for this relatable shit. My anxiety has been a bitch lately.

How Millennials Became the Burnout Generation, summarized in six panels.

Sometimes a post calls you out, and sometimes it calls you out by name.

This post not only called me out by name, it used the middle name for good measure.

cryoverkiltmilk:

cryoverkiltmilk:

“Do you enjoy doing math?”

“I do not.”

“How about live improv?”

“Not at all.”

“Okay… but what if there are dragons?”

“…keep talking.”

Dungeons & Dragons & Derivatives

happybunnykat:

Why does this go hard actually

omegaverse:

onetruefool:

omegaverse:

hey guys! Look out for pepsi’s ad during the super bowl tonight - they’re featuring my COCK!

Sounds like a short commercial.

enkephalinn:

“Be gay do crime!!” “Eat the rich!!”

And you can’t even boycott the most famous TERF in the UK